Nothing like starting your day by waking up at 2:45 a.m. to pack so you can make a 4:10 taxi in order to get to BART for the 4:39 SFO train ride; however, life could certainly be worse. First of all, I could have been running "late" this morning. Of course who's the smart guy that decided to go to bed at 11:00 without packing and wake up a little early in order to get some rest? Yeah, that was me - I thought three hours and forty-five minutes of sleep was going to really do me some good. Think again Beveridge....
But I made it to the airport on time and was able to get an aisle seat on the first leg of my flight in addition to the second. Being 6'4" and flying cross-country is no fun task when US Airways tries to stick you in the middle - and Lord knows who I would have had sitting beside me. We've all had that wide-shouldered 275 lb guy or the obese woman with her ass rubbing up against yours for the duration of the flight. With the aisle seat, you only risk one-sided mayhem - and that aisle is the life saver if you are exposed to a wide-body.
Lucky for me, as I munched down on a Pete's Coffee and a Roast Beef and Cheese sandwich and six thirty in the morning (Breakfast of Champions, I know) I had a lovely woman sit next to me named Saana - pronounced like "sauna," - a Scottish-born woman who spent some formative years in Hawaii and Virginia with a Finnish name. She told me her connecting flight was to Norfolk for she lived in Virginia Beach. I first spoke with her briefly in the terminal, asking her if the PA had called my zone number - which they had - and at that moment I could see that her ticket seat appeared to be next to mine. I did not say anything at the time but to my slight but pleasant surprise, she sat next to me on the flight. Immediately I was in the zone, making dumb jokes about whatever nonsense and making her smile and laugh. She truly had a gorgeous smile and laugh, which for me are two prime things when it comes to my attraction to the ladies. So while I am in the zone for a good 45 minutes or so, I unpleasantly heard Saana mention the dreaded word "husband" (though she had no ring on - hmmm......) as in her husband. And I instantaneously went from "on fire" to "fuck!!" Of course, I should have known better I guess - did she look good for her age? Absolutely. Very wholesome looking, almost a young Jane Seymour type is how I can describe it. How old was she? Well lets just say that we were still in the thick in Vietnam - though toward the end of US involvement. I'll give the reader a few hints before I spew off the answer - the A's won the World Series, Roe v. Wade ruling became reality, and the Yom Kippur War started. Stumped - 1973. Another 35 and over lady - I can't stay away from them!! It is a vicious addiction that I absolutely enjoy thoroughly.
But Saana was fantastic, and since she is going to be spending time working in the SF area we exchanged emails and will hopefully meet up for a drink or perhaps dinner. It's always great to meet a new friend. And I got to give it to her, she is a hard-working lady employed at one of the great American companies - General Electric - and trying to make a good living. Respect.
But this is the part of the day that I wish could have gone much more smoothly. With a mental goal in mind of getting to Cleveland by 7:00-7:15 to sit down at a downtown bar, order food and a beer and enjoy the Cavs-Magic game with the locals, certain events had to happen: 1) Flight from Philly to SFO on time (check), 2) Flight from Philly to Akron relatively on-time - BUST!!! 4:25 departure turned to 5:26 and then 5:56. This one hour and twenty two minute flight was going to have me land in Akron/Canton at 7:18 and I had a 50 minute drive ahead of me to Cleveland. And of course I had to pick up my one checked bag, get the car at Enterprise, and hope to God that the rain that was suppose to drop in Akron in the afternoon let up now that it was evening time.
Being the observant person that I am, however, I happen to notice that our plane is a dinky looking piece of garbage. If you have ever seen the movie Major League, just think of the plane the Indians ride in during the thunderstorms - "I think I need of them bags," Willie Mays Hayes says to Ricky Vaughn while Dorn sports eye covers. I stepped onto this plane and immediately had to duck for it was made for the 6'0" and under - nothing like a cheap US Airways flight from SFO to Philly to Akron freakin' Ohio. What the hell Beveridge, next time get a flight more than two days before departure so you can get a good price on a direct flight you moron rather than flying to the Eastern seaboard and back. You live and you learn. And oh wait, did I mention that once we sat down around 6:05 or so that we were sitting in runway traffic for 70 minutes? Awesome - there goes my plans of watching the whole Cavs game with the local faithful.
But if there is any good out of such situations it is the conversations you have with people. I spoke with two gentlemen during the Akron flight - one white gentleman who suggested two things - "Go to Hockeytown in Detroit and Superior Deli on Superior Street in Cleveland - corn beef sandwiches like this (a good two to three inches worth stacked!!)." We talked basketball a bit, but focused a great deal on hockey - "What's great is that your two hours from Columbus (Blue Jackets), two hours from Buffalo (Sabres), two hours from the Penguins (Pittsburgh), and two hours fifteen from Detroit (Red Wings)." He was great, very informative. A nice Ohio gentleman hanging with a few business colleagues, one of whom bought a round of smoothies and wanted to make sure everyone was getting a brain-freeze. Though the smoothies looked awesome, the business colleagues did not budge and get a second round when he made the offer. The other gentleman was a brother who rocked two cowboy hats and a leather jacket. He had the slight "soul glo" thing going and was happy to be getting home after a week in Vegas with his daughter's boyfriend and his family - a Hungarian kid who's family had a penchant for expensive vodka. "Let me tell you," he said. "I woke up Tuesday morning.....mmm mmm mmm. Man I was hurtin'. Toast to this, toast to that....lets have a toast..." He was a quiet man, very kind and much more annoyed than I was that we sat in the plane for well over an hour. But he closed his eyes, calmed down, fell asleep, and we all made it home in one piece. Even the kid sitting to my right with the Richard Pryor shirt could finally let his hands off the armrests due to his high levels of anxiety.
So we get to Akron-Canton airport and I get my car - none other than a Chevy Cobalt. Nothing spells rental like a Chevy, but I am happy and I find the game on AM 1100 since it has just started. I debated hitting up an Akron bar, but decided against it and just listened to the game as I rolled up I-77N to get to Cleveland by the lake. But eventually I turned the game off awhile to observe the terrain - lush green all around, much more than I ever would have expected even if it was in the middle of seemingly nowhere Ohio. Trees and green just continuosly, until arrival to the Cleveland suburban areas. Cleveland mind you is only about 45-50 miles from the airport, and with little traffic I arrived in abour an hour or a bit less. I tried to manage my speed on the road as the vast majority of locals did unlike my fellow Californians (and myself included at times). Last thing I need is some Ohio state trooper pulling me over and noticing a CA license as he prepares to hand me a ticket. I could only imagine what homeboy would have said if that happened - "perhaps in California you drive like that, but out here in the great state of Ohio we obey the law and that includes you California boys visiting our state" - or something of the sort. Granted I don't think the Ohio folk are hicks or nothing, but they certainly seem to drive with a bit more caution and respect than us California folk.
Heading into Cleveland I decided to say "screw the map" and just find my cross-street as I arrived into downtown. Upon arrival, a few things stuck out - Jacobs Field (or Progressive Field as it is called now if you want to be a dick about it - who wants to be named after an insurance company, honestly?), the Q - or Quicken Loans Arena, home of the seemingly soon-to-be loser of the Eastern Conference Finals - , and the massive "Witness" billboard. Witness? That's correct, we are all witnesses and this town shows LeBron some serious love. In the ad, his arms are spread wide as LeBron looks toward the sky in a God-like black and white pose. Truly a stunning picture and ad campaign by Nike, and I mean that with all honesty. It is pretty breath-taking to be in Cleveland seeing this ad of a man that continues to mesmorize me everytime I watch him.
After fooling around and having fun getting lost in downtown Cleveland, I arrive at the lovely Doubletree hotel on Lakeside Ave. near 12th past the Browns Stadium, a simply designed but beautiful football stadium right on good 'ol Lake Erie. Luckily there was no snow affect due to the lake on this day - my weather sensitive California ass would have froze at 35-40 degrees let alone in the teens or twenties with snow. But I was dying for some grub and more importantly I wanted to see the Cavs-Magic game. So I hit up the Harry Buffalo, the closest restaurant to the Q. If I wasn't getting in the arena, I was going to hang with the locals and watch some ball. So I sat down, got my menu and a 22 oz Budweiser ($4 on tap - awesome!!). You notice a lot of things when sitting solo in a bar while 95% of people are with a crew of folks. In this case, it didn't seem that the folks in Cleveland wanted to initially speak with me. I tried to be nice and start up random conversation with a couple Indian (as in India) folks but truly I got the vibe that my talking to them did not attract them all that much. They were friendly, but it was that sort of "I'll talk to you a little bit to be friendly but I am really not comfortble about it" vibe. You win some, you lose some. Everyone stayed with their crew, not a lot of inter-group interaction until a couple high-fives occured across tables as the Cavs were closing the game out.
The other thing though was the plethora of women rocking Cavs gear. Now I would expect dudes to do so - almost a given. But the ladies in Cleveland girls in little LeBron t-shirt T's of all colors and styles - Mark Price era blue and orange, modern crimson with gold. The old-school colors I saw with the blue and orange screamed of Craig Ehlo, Larry Nance, Brad Daugherty, Mark Price, and of course who could forget Danny Ferry - honestly, come on. Best bald white NBA player ever (okay, I'll shut up now). But you saw so many fake-tanned 40 year old brods and twenty-something gals rocking their best jeans, shoes, and LeBron t-shirt jerseys. Hysterical and a bit of culture shock considering this does not happen in San Francisco nor the Bay Area all that often - Giant games consist of $250 jeans, leather jackets, and top-brand shirts, shoes, and accessories. T-shirt jersey sightings are fewer and further between back home. And these Cleveland girls were all business - they were into the game, pissed when LeBron jacked up twenty footers or when Dwight Howard complained (again and again) about an obvious foul call. I was waiting for them to talk about Anderson Varajeo's stats versus teams south of the Mason-Dixon line after the month of January during games between Wednesday and Saturday.
Though I secretly was hoping that the Cavs would lose and that perhaps some Cleveland fan or two would tell me a sob story about how Cleveland can never produce a winner and how all great players leave the "mistake by the Lake," no dice. Not on this night at least - Cavs 112, Magic 102. And let me tell you, the whole town thought that it was GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS THEY JUST WON!!! I shit you not, here it is Game 5 of the semi-finals....the semi-finals people!!...and the Cavs fans are going nuts, slapping high fives outside the arena after the game, hooting and hollering at the bar at the top of their lungs with glee written all over them. I mean honestly, overkill. I know the Browns have not won since '64, Indians since '48, and the Cavs never, but come on!!! Shit, I know the economy has been in shambles since the 1960s and the weather is miserable eight months a year, the mosquitos won't leave you alone after a rain-storm or during a humid day, your wives and girlfriends have a tendency to be over-weight and/or look 5-10 years older than their biological age due to stress, job loss, environment, lack of vegetables or fitness, too much meat, beer and potatoes or whatever may have you - but come on!!!! I was in shock - SHOCK. Never would happen in Boston, New York, L.A., or the Bay Area. It would have been, "one at a time, lets get 'em in Game 6," some high-fives for a good victory, perhaps we would have mentioned that the Magic fans are hideous and Florida shouldn't be allowed any professional sports teams. But in no way would this kind of reaction fly in Philly.
Entertained? Yes. Exhausted? Absolutely. I arrived back at the hotel, ready to crash and start a new day. Day two will be a Starbucks coffee, perhaps a little breakfast, maybe read the local Cleveland Plain-Dealer, but most definitely an adventure to Youngstown, Ohio - the heart of the Mahoning Valley and a centerpiece of U.S. labor and industry. Some of my friends and even myself included ask why the heck I'd look forward to such an excursion - this is not Hawaii or Paris or New York City were talking about here I realize. But I find it special to see a different side of this great country. Being in the Bay Area of California, we are so far away from the centers of heavy industry, union labor strife, steel mills, and life of the everyday blue collar families. Not that California is a complete bubble or anything, but I've read all my life about the boom and bust of the Rust Belt, seeing how populations jumped with the rise of heavy industry in the 1850s through the 1950s and the subsequent bust as the United States went into post-industrialization during the 1960s and thereafter. This old but significant piece of the United States and its history has seen its time pass slowly the last 55-60 years, but it still fascinates me to this day to read about the auto and steel industry and how the demise of these industries and heavy industry in general has affected cities and towns across the Rust Belt portion of the United States. I just want to see with my own eyes what I've read about time and time again in books, newspapers, and magazine articles and I feel pretty lucky to be able to check out a important part of United States history. Similar to what Sean Connery says in the Rock, "Forget Maui," tomorrow starts with Youngstown.